We’re creatures of habit. That’s nothing new. But what does your coffee order say about your personality? Are you more fun, or more intellectual? Does your order make people cringe at the extra shots of flavour or is it just the 10th flat white someone has made that morning?
Or perhaps you are the one who takes the coffee order for the team before heading out the door to the local cafe (if this is you, we recommend downloading our ultimate guide to getting a coffee machine in your office – see our home page), then this will make you laugh as you order Brenda from Finance’s long black, or the new Gen-Z hirer’s Soy Matcha Latte.
Remember, this is all in good humour for your morning coffee chats!
The Flat White Fanatic
Adventurous | Trendy | Balanced
The flat white drinker is the office explorer, always on the lookout for the newest lunch spot or the coolest after-work hangout. They’re the trendsetters who somehow balance a packed schedule with ease and always seem to know what’s hot before anyone else. When they’re not dazzling the team with their latest travel tales, they’re the calm in the storm, bringing balance to even the craziest of workdays.
“Not all those who wander are lost.” — J.R.R. Tolkien
The Latte Lover
Creative | Warm-hearted | Social
Latte lovers are the office’s creative souls. They bring a touch of artistry to every project and their desk is always a hub of warmth and laughter. They’re the ones who remember everyone’s birthday and make sure to organize those cozy team lunches. Always ready for a chat, they thrive on connecting ideas and people, making the workplace a friendly, collaborative space.
“Creativity is intelligence having fun.” — Albert Einstein
The Long Black Listener
Intellectual | Focused | Classic
The long black drinker is the office intellectual, the go-to person for deep conversations and thoughtful insights. They cut through the noise with their laser focus and appreciate the classics, whether it’s literature, music, or a no-nonsense cup of coffee. With them, you get straight talk and well-thought-out ideas, making them indispensable during brainstorming sessions and strategic meetings.
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” — Leonardo da Vinci
The Cappuccino Sipper
Energetic | Fun-loving | Optimistic
Cappuccino drinkers are the office’s energizer bunnies, bringing a burst of enthusiasm and optimism wherever they go. They’re always up for a laugh and their positive vibes are infectious. Whether they’re leading a project or organizing a spontaneous office game, they keep the energy high and the spirits higher.
“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” — Auntie Mame (1958)
The Espresso Aficionado
Bold | Dynamic | Efficient
The espresso aficionado is the office dynamo, always on the move and making things happen. They’re efficient, bold, and thrive in high-pressure situations. With their quick decision-making skills and unwavering focus, they’re the ones who get things done, often juggling multiple projects with ease.
“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.” — Dead Poets Society (1989)
The Iced Latte Queen
Chilled | Adventurous | Trendy
Iced coffee drinkers are the office’s cool, laid-back adventurers. They bring a refreshing vibe to the workplace and are always up for trying something new. Whether it’s a new software, a team-building activity, or just a new way to handle a project, they keep things trendy and fun.
“The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.” — Oprah Winfrey
The Mocha Master
Indulgent | Sweet | Dreamy
Mocha drinkers are the sweethearts of the office, always bringing a bit of indulgence to the daily grind. They have a knack for making everyone feel special and their dreamy, optimistic nature makes them the perfect go-to for a pick-me-up chat. They bring a touch of luxury and comfort to the workplace, whether it’s through their ideas or their presence.
“After all, tomorrow is another day!” — Gone with the Wind (1939)
The Irish Coffee Chugger
Bold | Spirited | Sociable
Those who choose Irish coffee are the spirited souls of the office, full of bold ideas and a love for social gatherings. They bring a lively energy to meetings and are often the ones organizing the after-work hangouts. With their mix of tradition and fun, they make every office event a memorable one.
P.S. If this is your regular coffee order – check out how the Irish coffee came about here!
“Here’s looking at you, kid.” — Casablanca (1942)
The Matcha Meditator
Health-conscious | Zen | Trendsetter
Matcha fans are the zen masters of the office, balancing health and productivity with ease. They’re always ahead of the trend curve, whether it’s in wellness, technology, or fashion. Their calm, mindful approach to work and life inspires everyone around them to slow down and savor the moment.
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” — Mahatma Gandhi
The Decaf Die-Hard
Thoughtful | Relaxed | Mindful
Decaf drinkers are the thoughtful, relaxed individuals in the office, often the voice of reason and calm. They prioritize well-being and mindfulness, bringing a measured approach to their work. Their ability to enjoy the moment without rushing through life makes them a steadying presence in the workplace.
“Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away.” — Hitch (2005)
Perhaps you also add a little extra to your morning brew?
- Vanilla shot: You enjoy a touch of sweetness in their life and always know how to make things just a bit more interesting.
- Caramel shot: You have a warm and approachable personality, making even the busiest days feel cozy.
- Oat milk: You’re environmentally conscious and always looking for the best sustainable options.
- Soy milk: You’re health-conscious and often ahead of the curve on dietary trends.
- Almond milk: You appreciate a nutty twist and like their choices to reflect their unique taste.
- Cream: You are focused on your health goals (and are probably Keto) and enjoy indulging in rich, satisfying options.
Do you agree with your coffee order – have we missed anyone’s order – let us know in the comments below!
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